father_peter: (Oh Scruffy)
My daughter just went out to the movies with her friends, dressed like a baby prostitute. Of course, she informs me that this is fine because she is fourteen and she can handle herself. That might be true, but I plan to deal with anyone who tries to handle her, I'll tell you fucking what.

And Caleb has now decided he is terrified because someone at karate class told him there's a skeleton inside him. Don't ask me how he managed to avoid this knowledge until now, but he seems to believe that his skeleton has it in for him and it's got a mind of it's own which it will use to rip through his skin and attack him. It's really quite morbid. He's cowering with Aly while she tries to reassure him that his bones are not made for mutiny. Meanwhile, Anna seems to be stealing all of Lydia's baby prostitute clothes and trying them on, and that just reminds me that soon I will have two teenage girls... What in the world am I going to do then!?

Oh, and this afternoon, Little Thomas tried to eat my watch. Thankfully, he did not succeed, though Anna continues to find it amusing to make time travel jokes...

Sometimes, being a father, all you can do is stand back and watch as it unfolds, occasionally uttering 'huh'. Not that I would ever trade it. Not on your life.
father_peter: (Oh Scruffy)
My daughter just went out to the movies with her friends, dressed like a baby prostitute. Of course, she informs me that this is fine because she is fourteen and she can handle herself. That might be true, but I plan to deal with anyone who tries to handle her, I'll tell you fucking what.

And Caleb has now decided he is terrified because someone at karate class told him there's a skeleton inside him. Don't ask me how he managed to avoid this knowledge until now, but he seems to believe that his skeleton has it in for him and it's got a mind of it's own which it will use to rip through his skin and attack him. It's really quite morbid. He's cowering with Aly while she tries to reassure him that his bones are not made for mutiny. Meanwhile, Anna seems to be stealing all of Lydia's baby prostitute clothes and trying them on, and that just reminds me that soon I will have two teenage girls... What in the world am I going to do then!?

Oh, and this afternoon, Little Thomas tried to eat my watch. Thankfully, he did not succeed, though Anna continues to find it amusing to make time travel jokes...

Sometimes, being a father, all you can do is stand back and watch as it unfolds, occasionally uttering 'huh'. Not that I would ever trade it. Not on your life.
father_peter: (Easy Smiles Earring)
Hello! Birthdays are magnificent! I went out to lunch with my wonderful family and we had a very good time. Robert gave me a shiny shirt and Aly gave me...well...stuff..

And then Aly took this picture of me in the shiny shirt )

Which she says makes me look like I belong in the Mafia. Don't I look amused? It must be the unshaven thing. I'm so grotty when I have a headache...but look, no bruises (at least not on my face)! And that's Robert's ring you can see around my neck. You can't usually see it because I'm not usually wearing mafioso chic. Robert won't let me take the shirt jackety thing OFF now. He's so mean.

Apparently I have a thing later tonight. Aly won't tell me what it is, but I am excited now! I hope you are all having a good day as well!
father_peter: (Easy Smiles Earring)
Hello! Birthdays are magnificent! I went out to lunch with my wonderful family and we had a very good time. Robert gave me a shiny shirt and Aly gave me...well...stuff..

And then Aly took this picture of me in the shiny shirt )

Which she says makes me look like I belong in the Mafia. Don't I look amused? It must be the unshaven thing. I'm so grotty when I have a headache...but look, no bruises (at least not on my face)! And that's Robert's ring you can see around my neck. You can't usually see it because I'm not usually wearing mafioso chic. Robert won't let me take the shirt jackety thing OFF now. He's so mean.

Apparently I have a thing later tonight. Aly won't tell me what it is, but I am excited now! I hope you are all having a good day as well!
father_peter: (GIGGLES)
So, I hear there's a drawing of me floating around that involves Pierre and Deirdre forcibly removing my head from my arse using my cane?

That's brilliant.

Though thank you for not actually trying that... Can I see the drawing? I'll trade you these pictures of Lydia attacking me after dressing me in godawful clothing. Don't ask where the clothing came from, she found it in the storage space. I shudder to think who purchased it.

Lydia kicks hard

Never ask Lydia if she's kissed Dylan

She's a feisty one. My girls are both home, by the way, and better for it. Lydia's going to continue taking riding lessons and Anna didn't bite me so let's just call it good.
father_peter: (GIGGLES)
So, I hear there's a drawing of me floating around that involves Pierre and Deirdre forcibly removing my head from my arse using my cane?

That's brilliant.

Though thank you for not actually trying that... Can I see the drawing? I'll trade you these pictures of Lydia attacking me after dressing me in godawful clothing. Don't ask where the clothing came from, she found it in the storage space. I shudder to think who purchased it.

Lydia kicks hard

Never ask Lydia if she's kissed Dylan

She's a feisty one. My girls are both home, by the way, and better for it. Lydia's going to continue taking riding lessons and Anna didn't bite me so let's just call it good.
father_peter: (Just Bleh)
Just checking in with everyone. I get the cast on my arm off in a few days and it will be replaced by a...thing. I am obviously not a doctor. But it will be a nice change. The girls are still loving school and everyday they bring me home charming examples of their work. Anna now has the multiplication tables mastered as far as 10. She's quite proud. Aly is still dealing with the insurance companies handeling the issues surrounding the burning down of her house. It's a long process, but she's doing rather well. I can help her with some things, but a lot of it is just listing the items that were lost and in that regard, I can't offer much assistance. Still, she's taking time off work and things will be dealt with soon. Hope, the newest addition to our household, is fitting in wonderfully. She's enjoying her new school and everything seems to be going well. Liz and Emma are quite enjoying being parents and they're running around the place glowing. Not literally, as then I'd worry.

How is everyone else doing?
father_peter: (Just Bleh)
Just checking in with everyone. I get the cast on my arm off in a few days and it will be replaced by a...thing. I am obviously not a doctor. But it will be a nice change. The girls are still loving school and everyday they bring me home charming examples of their work. Anna now has the multiplication tables mastered as far as 10. She's quite proud. Aly is still dealing with the insurance companies handeling the issues surrounding the burning down of her house. It's a long process, but she's doing rather well. I can help her with some things, but a lot of it is just listing the items that were lost and in that regard, I can't offer much assistance. Still, she's taking time off work and things will be dealt with soon. Hope, the newest addition to our household, is fitting in wonderfully. She's enjoying her new school and everything seems to be going well. Liz and Emma are quite enjoying being parents and they're running around the place glowing. Not literally, as then I'd worry.

How is everyone else doing?

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